Excuse me sir, can I sit on your face?

My favorite kind

Is this enough reason for you to skip work and fuck me all day

I wanna be the reason you nut every day

Drinks, Bullies, Buttstuffing, oh my!

The only reason you are here is to adore you and obey my every

I’m always finding a reason to be (mostly) naked in public

Love, excuse me, but I'm a BBC whore and you're a cuckold

No reason to be shy at this point

God gave me two hands for a reason, there is no excuse not to

Watch out for the eclipse ( .) ( .)

No reason for them to be inside out