MORTY, open your eyes Morty! You gotta keep em open Morty

u gotta keep em separated

gotta keep em fresh

Gotta keep ‘em clean

Gotta keep 'em in line

Gotta keep’em clean

gotta keep em clean

gotta keep em jiggling

gotta keep em hard

keep em jiggly

gotta keep em bouncing

You gotta keep ‘em moisturized!