Anyone else come home from work and immediately get naked?

Him: "Be naked when I come home"... me:

Him: "Be naked when I come home"... me:

Him: "Be naked when I come home"... me:

Him: "Be naked when I come home"... me:

Him: "Be naked when I come home"... me:

Him: "Be naked when I come home"... me:

Him: "Be naked when I come home"... me:

Daddy: "Be naked when I come home"... me:

Be naked when I come home.

After a long day at work, you come home, preparing for a fight.

Your wife and son just left, so I’m waiting for you to come