I can barely contain this guy in my pants.

"I hit the Jackpot with this family! If only I knew the Mom was

Oh no! There’s a fire in my pants, help me put it out?

Oh look! I got a treat just for you in my pants!

Oh no, my pants are falling for you

Oh look, I have a very conveniently placed hole in my pants!

Oh oops where’d my pants go

My big ass barely fits in these pants

These pants are barely holding in all this ass [BTBF]

Oh how embarrassing you caught me with my pants down

Oh no, my pants are falling for you.

You know an ass is truly big when pants barely fit. 🍑