I did not expect that to happen🙈

I didn’t expect this to happen, but i sure loved it!

If we're friends you can expect this sort of thing to happen

Why does this always happen when i meet a new people

If we're friends you can expect this sort of thing to happen

You didn't expect it but you knew it would happen!

If we're friends you can expect this sort of thing to happen

What do you expect to happen if you buy me a shot at the bar

Sister Didn't Expect This Load

I promise you didn't expect this to happen 🤣

What do you expect to happen if we go on a tinder date dressed

When your wife looked at me with those eyes, what did she really