I Don’t Care What Anyone Says… I Do Things My Own Way

Let's play simon says, what's your first command

your girlfriends loves cheating she says it makes her tight little

Elf fucker says wut o.o

Errm, elf fucker says what?

Ummm, elf fucker says wut x.x

Elf fucker says wut... hehe

When you’re 4’9” it’s about shape not size :)

Hubby says I'm perfect, but I'd like your opinion instead

Are you Santa? I'd like to help you unload your sack 😉

he says he’s close, i do this

Who says there can only be one End of Everything?