I swear the thong is there. Look closely

I swear there’s a thong in there somewhere

I swear there’s a thong in there somewhere

Pull my thong to the side

Yes, there is a thong in there... somewhere

There's a thong somewhere in there!

I swear there’s a thong in there somewhere

I swear there’s a thong in there somewhere

I swear there’s a thong in there somewhere

I swear there’s a thong in there somewhere

I swear there’s a thong in there somewhere

I swear there’s a thong in there somewhere :D