Back to school, means back to fucking my roommate’s GF 😏

Even when I'm working, the free use agreement I have with my

Trying not to wake my roommate

Being my roommate means you can walk on me anytime and find this...

My roommate thinks it’s a knockoff Alexa 🤫

Being my roommate means sometimes you may catch me like this

It’s another Friday night, which means it’s my turn to dress

Who's gay? Nobody is gay here! My roommate has just been conditioned

That's what "throbbing hard" means

Being a good roommate means swallowing for your goon buds

[F4A] I’m your loser roommate, I’m not ugly by any means…

M4A Loosing a bet to my roommate means I have to be in a video