Sit on my lap and let me moan in your ear instead?

would you let me sit on your lap instead?

How about I sit on your lap instead of this couch

Would you let your best friend's mom sit on your lap and shove

[M] My couch isn't big enough for two but you can sit on my lap

Looks like all the chairs are taken. Mind if I sit on your lap

mind if i sit on your lap instead?

Mind if I sit on your lap and straddle you instead

Next time, how about I sit on your lap instead of the couch

Sorry but the couch is too small for you to sit on.. come sit

Would you let me sit on your lap instead?

Will you let a 42yo mom come sit on your lap?