Actual human beings: “Wanna hang out tonight?” Me: “Sorry,

be my big spoon tonight?[f]

Let's fight over whose being big spoon tonight

Let's fight over whose being big spoon tonight

Let's fight over whose being big spoon tonight

Let's fight over whose being big spoon tonight

Let's fight over whose being big spoon tonight

Let me be your big spoon tonight:)

I'll be the big spoon tonight 😍

Let’s be friends tonight. You can be big spoon

Can I be the big spoon tonight after I raptured your sphincter?

Will you let me be the big spoon tonight?