Let me just strip o[f]f these shorts to reveal my g-string

One string away from a staring contest you won’t win[f]

Equipment maintenance - Daily workout routine in my String body

One string away from a staring contest you won’t win[f]

Take my g string of[f]

Brown Ass in that string!

One string away from a staring contest you won’t win:)[f]

It’ll be a soggy ball of string in T-minus 5 minutes! [F]

[f] my g string barely covers anything

One string away from a staring contest you won’t win:)[f]

One string away from an all you can eat buffet[f]

You’ll have to dig for my g string [f]