Your new girlfriend needs help with her morning wood

I'm straight and everything but whenever my roommate wakes up

It’s ok baby, I know you can’t help it. Let me help with

Need me a good goon bud to help my morning wood in our "straight"

Any goonettes up rn helping with morning wood? Would love some

Just woke up😈 can a bud help me take care of this morning

Something to help with your morning wood I hope 😘

i’m not a gooner who can last very long :/ i can’t help but

Need a goonette to help me take care of this morning wood, anybody

Good morning, Gooners. I hope you had mouthfuls of sweet dreams

Just woke up and need a bud to stare at me while we both stroke

Who wants to help my super hard morning wood explode before I