I will sit on your face no matter what. You got my booty on your

Mind if I sit this down on you?

do you mind if i sit on your face

Mind if I sit here?

Mind if I sit in your lap ;)

Excuse me, do you mind if I sit this fat ass down?

Looks like all the chairs are taken. Mind if I sit on your lap

do you mind if I sit here?

Mind if I sit this fat ass on you

would you mind if I sit this bouncy booty on your face?

You don’t mind if I sit here, do you?

Mind if I sit right here