Could I offer you some dessert don’t mind the ring ;)

Better skip lunch and have me for dessert instead

here's a reason to save room for dessert after dinner...

Hope you didn’t eat too much at Thanksgiving, I’m serving

I’ll make you dinner as long as you have me for dessert

I came to offer you this dessert

If you're looking for somewhere extra comfortable to lie down

I came to offer you this dessert

I can offer dessert to hungry men

May I offer you my cake as your dessert? [BTBF]

Spreading to offer hot dessert

It's considered rude not to offer anal on the first date