On my way out to college, met my dad's friend. I wonder what

This is going to be the story of How I met your babymother.

Never met a guy that didn't want to fuck my ass

Never met a guy who actually likes eating ass, are they real

She was a redhead with glasses and an attitude. He was an alt

Have you ever met an Uruguayan woman before?

Whoever says blondes have more fun, hasn’t met me

Nothing like making out with a man you just met while he's rearranging

Have you ever met a doctor with a body like mine?

We only met online first but he wasnt shy to touch me while hubby

You’ve never met a girl that likes being covered in cum as

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