Happy New Year! ~

Letting this big dick slap around.

Wanna see a dick longer than an Arizona iced tea?

I wish you could fuck it instead of me fucking myself

Anyone wanna be slammed against the table instead?

or you can suck on them instead

A quick reveal

Speak softly and carry a big stick

Would you like to be slammed on the table instead?

Thick teen monster! Wanna compare?

Who wants to get slammed on the table instead?

Literally designed to destroy holes