Is your face free to sit?

Sorry, is your face available for me to sit on?😈

I'm sorry. Can I sit on your face?

I'm gonna sit on your face on the first date and you don't have

My ass deserves your face to sit on

Come closer and sit on this intimidating beast, you sorry excuse

If you let me win at Overwatch, can I sit on your lap afterwards?

If you let me win at Overwatch, can I sit on your lap afterwards?

hoping I could convince you to let me sit on your face

Don't mind me, im just going to sit here and play with myself

I'm sorry, but what am I supposed to do if I want to sit on a

I'm sorry, do you mind if I sit down?