This straight guy hit me up because his girl wasn’t giving

"dude check it out, I'm Ms Smith. she wanted to switch lives

Let me hit it on your face instead?

Hit the arrow if you'd fuck my ass instead of your wife's

I wanted egg rolls and got a hit and run instead

STOP, hit me from the back instead of scrolling through reddit

russian soldier leaves his dugout to down the FPV drone, is hit

I managed to stop gooning for a few months when I got a gf. Unfortunately,

Can I pee on you instead?

Instead of hitting the books, these horny students decided to

I told him to cover my face and he almost hit the ceiling instead💦🤣

Miho 44 - I accidentally hit Retry instead of Extend. Turned