I've been told a man is better than a toilet, who wants to prove

Why is the toilet permanently closed?!

I much prefer peeing through my clothes than in the toilet

Say “yes” if you enjoy watching me

Say “yes” if you can be my toilet

Say “yes” if you’d fuck me while i pee

Say “yes” if i can be your toilet

Say “yes” if you would drink my pee

Say “yes” if you’d fuck me while i pee

I need a human toilet to pee on

My friend was using the toilet so I used the sink!

They say urinal girlfriends are the best