May i take a seat?

May I take a seat or is your face taken already?

May I take a seat here?

May I have a seat on your face?

I need a seat, may I borrow your face

This big jiggly ass needs a seat, may I borrow your face

may I take a seat?

Excuse me sir..yes you. May I use your face as a seat

May I use your face as a seat for my ass

May I have a seat here?

may I use your face as my seat

May I take a seat? 😘