After my mom dressed up to go out, she told me she was going

My jock bully offered mommy personal workout sessions to get

When you found out your bully was going to the alternative school

She is still riding your bully even after talking to her about

Your innocent, nerdy, virgin girlfriend told you she wanted to

I saw mom sneak a bottle of liquor out of dads cabinet. I didn't

Mom you said you would set my bullies straight. You sent me a

Your crush sent you a video of her new undies and toy that your

After months of talking my girlfriend into this lifestyle she

Home boy sent me a video talking about he needs help shaving.

My sister wouldn't tell me why she was late coming home from

Your bully sent you a "Warning shot," a video where he fucked