I guess i got a place to sit for you

Wanna come sit in my chair?

Anyone want to sit in my lap?

Whoever has the fattest ass gets to sit on it.

Sit or lick?

I have a seat for you, do you want to sit down?

Big, veiny and fat all ready for you to sit on!

Woulda ya sit on it

Lick or sit?

Come sit with me. And suck me dry.

Can you sit all the way down?

My favourite to sit on