Don’t mind me. I’ll just sit in my office, touching myself,

(Trust me I'm as pissed off as everyone else, I just use humour

It’s been a Monday for sure...how’s everyone else’s? (F41)

During your lame birthday party I refrained myself from smashing

41(F). Everyone else wanted to watch Tom Brady, so we retired

Turning myself on and making everyone else horny even when I’m

Feeling the way I’m feeling myself fuck everyone else

Feeling myself after everyone else has gone to bed

Since I am always giving myself head, I might as well give everyone

She was an Asian Filipina with a secret. When no one was looking,

everyone needs to STOP sending me gifs through my DMS OR ELSE

My girlfriend wanted to try SwapTrip. I didn't like the idea