Who wants to be my personal toilet and take all my pee?

I really need someone as my personal toilet because I can never

can I use you as a personal toilet instead :)

let me use you as a personal toilet

I will use you as a personal toilet

would you be my personal toilet seat? 🚽

Need a new friend who will let me use their mouth as my personal

Volunteer needed to be my personal toilet 👅🚽

His personal toilet

Want to be my personal toilet? I’ll pee in your mouth whenever

The first pee of the day has more flavor, I should use your face

Who else wants to use me as their personal toilet? 🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏾‍♂️