Excuse me, I'm looking for a place to sit. Is your face free?

Hey! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

Excuse me, sir! May I take a sit on your face for a little?

Excuse me sir, I am very tired, can I sit on your face?

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Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

Excuse me, I will sit on you

Excuse me, I will sit on you

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Excuse me, may I sit this big jiggly butt on your face

Excuse me, can I sit on your face?

Excuse me, may I sit on your face?