I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me? 😉

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me? 😉

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me? 😉

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me? 😉

I’m flat as a board but would you still nail me? 😛

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me? 😉

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me? 😉

Flat as a board, but would you still NAIL me? 😉