OC: I don't ever wear makeup. Doesn't impede how well I suck

Your roommate dynamic has changed ever since he saw you in panties

I got the best freshman year roommate ever!

My free use agreement with the roommate keeps me from ever being

Roommate says I'm the best he's ever had. Guess he doesn't mind

She's the best roommate ever

Not sure if I am the worst or best roommate ever? 🤪

I think I might be his favourite roommate ever

My new roommate gets the best treatment ever living with me 🍆

She's The Best Roommate Ever

The best roommate ever

My roommate is in for a suprise if he ever barges into my room