When my buddy told me at the Goon sesh that his GF broke up with

You text your goon bro that your internet is out and you can’t

Wait your milf wifie never fucked you like this? Guess it’s

My goon bro said he could taste how horny I was!

You said your girlfriend is out? Sure bro I can come over, it’s

It’s not gay if your goon bro is just trying to help you finish

This would be the dream goon scenario. Can she come give that

Nothing beats how excited my goon bro gets when I come home from

Come on bro, it’s not gay if you goon for me.

Come on bro, get ur penus out and goon with me… its totally

Not gay if my date canceled and I already took these pills bro

it’s not gay bro, i’m just giving you a hand… just enjoy