Would you be surprised?

Girls are always surprised because I’m a smaller guy

Surprised?

surprised that I’m only 19?

Would you be surprised?

I’m surprised it fit.

It’s true, the skinny guy is ALWAYS packing a big. Surprised

Would you be surprised if your date pulled this out?

Were you surprised?

Are you surprised when I whip this out for you

I hope my date tonight is ready to be surprised

Don’t be surprised to find me in my room with this out 😈