Got fucked well last night...so I woke up chipper 😍 (f)

Lol

I thought the neighbors were hammering nails, LOL. Oops, I mean,

I'm normally pretty loud but I don't want the neighbors to hear

Look who woke up again 😏

oops sorry for that 😬

Lol

The best kind of neighbors are those who appreciate the view.(iktr)

While on a skiing trip with my girlfriend I decided to take a

Oops I pissed myself at work

drifting in & out of sleep between edging sessions leads to sweet

Oops, I spilled