HMFT after I help reign in this camel.

HMFT after I shoot myself in the dick.

HMFT after I get a lil help from my yogi...

I've always been embarrassed about how small my ass is, can somebody

HMFT after I knock my opponent out at the same time he knocks

HMFT after I don't defend myself when this dude picks up a stick/pole/bat-like

HMFT after I knock myself out while qualifying for the Olympics

I dream of dropping down to my knees and worshipping alpha cocks

HMFT after we knock eachother out

I went to a friend's house, got in the bathtub and couldn't help

Felt hot wearing this outfit, can’t help myself to daydream

I Can't Help Playing With Myself In The Shower