Need myself a personal toilet

Who wants to be my personal toilet and take all my pee?

Can I use you as my personal toilet? 💦

I want you to be my personal toilet

taking applications for a personal toilet bowl xx

taking applications for a personal toilet bowl x

This glass is about to become my personal toilet

Need a new friend to be my personal toilet everytime I have to

I really need a personal toilet for when I pee.. do you think

I want you to be my personal toilet and drink all of my delicious

The first pee of the day has more flavor, I should use your face

Who else wants to use me as their personal toilet? 🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏾‍♂️