POV you just delivered me pizza but I ordered a good fuck

My Dad got annoyed when I ordered pizza again, saying i'd get

Me and my man ordered pizza, but I didn't have cash to tip the

You ordered pizza but instead got this, would you demand refund?

Who ordered pizza?

What would you have done if you ordered pizza but got this instead

Can I lick your huge d instead

Who ordered large pepperonis on their pizza

What do you do if you and your mates order a pizza but instead

Couldn't think of something to cook so ordered pizza instead.

I wanted pizza with pineapple - instead I got his sausage in

[M4F] You ordered a pizza then learned you didn't have enough