To look like an intelligent badass...

To show off with an Alligator

to steal a motorcycle

There was an attempt by police to not tase a mentally ill man.

to not tase a man having a mental health crisis.

To Be A Successful Criminal

You should be my criminal

To Avoid Bombing Hospitals (Graphic)

To not be a war criminal

...By arrogant, criminal Fascists to commit and begin [a 'quick,

To bully a passenger at the bus station

To escape from police and locals (criminal)