Try to stand and pee like a man. Make a mess instead [F]

Wish I was doing this on you instead

I was feeling naughty so I decided to pee outside instead 🤭

[GIF] Why use a plate when you can eat your dinner off of me

Like every morning using my plate to show u

Can I pee on you instead?

Can I do the same on your cock instead?

Forget lunch on a plate, take me instead

Sneaky pee at the bar…it should have been down your throat

Toilet broke again...😐Would you use my backup🚽instead?

Daddy's taking an airplane piss. Where is that American Airlines

It could be your face instead of the toilet what do u think?