HMFT after I walk across the street.

HMFT after I walk across the street casually.

HMFT after I walk up to a lion

HMFT after I forget my seat belt

HMFT after I walk down the sidewalk minding my own business.

HMFT after I forget how to jump

HMFT after I forget about gravity

HMFT after I neglect to walk on the sidewalk

HMFT after I forget to brake or turn when landing a jump.

HMFT after I walk on loose sheeting from the bike shed in the

HMFT after I forget to use my brakes.

Your wife doesn't look that thick, does it? Forget about it!