Ridden like a horse...

my resume should say rides like a horse 🐎👅

say “yes” if you need to be ridden like a horse

say “yes” if you’d replace my toy

say “hi” if you’re a secret admirer of mine ❤️

say “yes” if you’d give me a real dick

Say “hi” if you’d replace my toy with the real thing

How long would you last being ridden like a horse?

say “yes” if you’re over 30 and would pipe my holes

If you’d let me bounce on yours, say yes

If you’d replace my toy without the real thing, say “yes”

I’d ride you like a race horse