“Okay bud let’s jerk but no gay stuff this time”… me

*me and my bud agree to keep it straight this gooning session*

“Of course I’ll keep the goon sesh straight this time, bud.

10 minutes after me and my bud said we’d keep it straight this

Bud: "no I'm not gonna fuck you I'm straight". (five minutes

"Come bud, let's watch a movie and keep it straight."

My bud: "Let's try to keep things straight this time" Me, 5 min

“We’ll totally keep it straight.” My goon bud 2 minutes

“Well totally keep it straight” My bud two minutes later..

Me and my bud 5 minutes after he promises me to keep things straight

We're staying straight this time, okay bud? No matter what, I'm

Of course we’ll keep it straight bud. *2 minutes later*