What's the chest to butt ratio, should I add anything?

As long as my butt isn't red, it means you're doing something

As long as my butt isn't red, it means you're doing something

As long as my butt isn't red, it means you're doing something

As long as my butt isn't red, it means you're doing something

As long as my butt isn't red, it means you're doing something

As long as my butt isn't red, it means you're doing something

As long as my butt isn't red, it means you're doing something

As long as my butt isn't red, it means you're doing something

As long as my butt isn't red, it means you're doing something

did you order a bubble butt for christmas?

Give me one word for my ass