If you can't handle your bitchy wife, your realtor will always

I need to know if I made someone hard today

need someone to slap it ;)

need someone to slap it ;)

need someone to slap it ;)

need someone to slap it ;)

need someone to slap it ;)

need someone to slap it ;)

need someone to slap it ;)

need someone to slap it ;)

Bend me over on the couch

I don't know if you could survive what's to come