Got so horny today I decided to play with my ass. Didn't expect

What did you expect was gonna happen when you left your mom all

Oops.. I didn't expect you to come in my room ;P

Well I didn’t expect that to happen

If we fuck, I expect a big cream pie

Oops I left a little bit on my chin... won't happen again sir

If we're friends you can expect this sort of thing to happen

Oops.. That wasn’t supposed to happen

I always knew the wimpy loser nerd at school always had the hots

Oops, forgot to mention I'm not on birth control

The party can wait: Sometimes the best moments happen when you

I didn't expect it to happen so quickly