Sir please allow me to sit on your face🥵[F]

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

Chair farts 💨 let’s replace this chair 🪑 with your face

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

Would you allow me use your face as my chair ?

Can I sit on your face, please?

Would you allow me to sit on your face? 18F

Can I sit on your face please?

Would you allow me to sit on your face?

can your face please be my chair ;)

Blow up in my beautiful face please

Can I use your face like a chair please