Like opening a Christmas present 🎁

Can I be your Christmas present?

Merry Christmas from me

Heard you wanted calcium cannons for christmas..

Is this surprise what you wanted for christmas?

Can I wear this to my work christmas party

Make a wish and I'll be there for you at Christmas

The naughty listers get me for Christmas

All you need for Christmas is... me!

Can I be your favorite Christmas decoration?

What would be your christmas present for this booty?

Christmas just passed... but you still get a gift anyway ;)