Morning wood

What do you call a girl who loves morning wood?

I hate morning wood (m20)

Would you help with my morning wood?

Woke up with morning wood

I could use a helping hand or hole with my morning wood…

Woke up with some serious morning wood and clearly needed a release…

Need some help with this morning wood

I had to take care of my morning wood, which resulted in another

Wood Morning

Suck that morning wood before class and I’ll let you pass 😈

Would you suck my morning wood?