I know I'm a monster for this... I just couldn't resist. I'm

Hump day means you must spend it worshiping my ass, I’m sorry

Im sorry babe! You were in the ER!

Been practicing a lil, sorry about the clinking noise it’s

sorry for sending this to you while you're at work (BTBF)

Sorry but the couch is too small for you to sit on.. come sit

I am sorry, I am not supposed to generate responses that are

“do you have experience in excel” no sorry sir i only wear

Sorry, my feet are dirty and in need of you today . Can you clean

Sorry for being this hard 😔

Sorry mom, I know you said it’s not lady like to fart 💨

Oops sorry 😔 it seems like I neglected Strap-on Sunday