So horny at work that I started fucking myself with a sharpie.

Work? Wouldn’t you rather stay home and play with me instead?

Work? Wouldn’t you rather stay home and play with me instead?

I played hookie from work to stay home and play with myself all

Do you want to stay home and play with my instead of going to

dont go to work, stay home with me instead

Tell your manager you need to stay home and work her ass instead

Stay home from work and fuck me instead

Good morning! Don't go to work and stay home with me instead

Do you think i could I convince you to stay home with me instead

Can we just stay home and play instead of going to work

I’m just trying to get you to skip work and stay home with