My gaming chair broke :( Can I use your face instead?

I need a face to use it as a chair

I lost my gaming chair but I could use your face instead

I thought it was a chair, but this is your face

I wish you were here for to use your face like a chair…

You'll adore it when I use your face as a chair

How much air would you hold if I sat with this ass on your face

Can I use your face as a chair

Can I use your face like a chair?

Let me use your face as my new chair? [bfb]

Your face would be a better chair for me

Can I use your face as a chair?