(18f) Let me pee in your mouth instead of wasting it down the

It's better to pee in the mouth than in the toilet

I spent a whole day peeing my jeans instead of going to the toilet!

Rubbing one out before work, wish it was your mouth instead.

I can use your face instead of a toilet

I should be pissing in your mouth instead of the toilet

Can I use your mouth as a toilet instead?

If I didn’t have this toilet, could I use your mouth instead?

I’m getting tired of peeing in the toilet.. can I pee in your

Your mouth looks like the perfect toilet.. let me pee in it.

I want to use your mouth as my toilet

My toilet was broken, but I had no problem peeing in the sink