Do you have a face to spare? I need somewhere to sit

I was looking for somewhere to sit.. know a good spot?

This looks like a great spot to sit

I need somewhere to sit, can I use your face or cock? ;)

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

Got somewhere for a hot chilean to sit?

Be a good boy and offer me somewhere to sit

save a spot for me to sit on

I need to sit somewhere, i think your dick is the best place,

wanna spot me while doing sit ups

just looking for somewhere to sit