I’d take a wedgie wake up over an alarm clock any day🤷‍♀️⏰

Here’s your alarm clock bitch… 🗣️Wake tf up! I need

Who needs an alarm clock when you have me to wake you up [MF]

I ditched my alarm clock to wake up like this

Be my alarm clock. Wake me up in your little white mouth & swallow

I’m from the 80s. Rather than use modern tech as an alarm clock,

I wake up with the right foot since my boyfriend became my alarm

I’m from the 80s. Rather than use modern tech as an alarm clock,

I’m from the 80s. Rather than use modern tech as an alarm clock,

I love morning wood as my alarm clock

I ditched my alarm clock to wake up like this

Slap that gym butt hard in the morning so the neighbor doesn't